Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate’s Life for Me

In 2006 Somalia’s new Islamic rulers imposed tough penalities that rid the country of pirates.  Hey guys, yes Islamic leaders are probably guys, it didn’t work. Fast forward to 2008 and I see there are still pirates. These pirates want $20 million bucks. Didn’t countries used to blow pirates out of the water? Now we just follow them around in warships; 6 of them from the USA. These pirates have a spokesperson.

What has the world come to? Now we have pirates with a PR department. I wonder if they have a website that could use a good search engine marketing company.

This particular pirated ship is loaded with tanks and rocket launchers. Let’s just follow it around some more. What does that cost? Maybe everyone can sing

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!

Wait, I guess Muslim pirates don’t drink. Do they? I’m guessing they don’t. All the other pirate stuff is probably ok though.